Tuesday, 27 November 2012

DO NOT Wear the Following this Holiday Season

You know who you are... so you can finally wear your collection of Santa Claus tops and your children are still not speaking to you after you made the entire family dress like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer for the family holiday card.So put down the elf shoes you bought last year at Target and for the stake of all that is fashionable, DO NOT:

   1. use the holiday season as the opportunity to dress in red from head to toe.
   2. wear bells on any clothing, shoes, handbags, etc.
   3. decide to scratch your crafting itch by knitting everyone a Christmas sweater
   4. overdose on corduroy pants (please, for all that is good and right in this world, resist the urge to wear the printed turtleneck WITH the corduroy pants)
   5. sport a turtleneck top with prints of little Christmas trees, leaves, elves, etc.

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